Dame Turkay Leg. Well… Arm, really.

(the following post to be read in a British accent. Preferably aloud.)

Once upon a time, Livvy and I were a married couple. Oh wait, that is now.. and forever… till we die. WE’RE SO ALONEEE.

Anyways, we, as a married couple, caught a screening of Oscar-nominated Notes on a Scandal when I had the pleasure of visiting the Casa de Olivia over winterbreak 2k6/7. In the film, a pruned Judi Dench has a BIIGGG LESSSSSBIAN CRUSH ON YOU. Or actually, its Sheba Hart, Cate Blanchett’s character that she’s totally boing-ing for. Anyways, they are both really great actors and blah blah blah.

What I really wanted to get at was that there was this awesome scene, where Judi Dench is totally in a bathtub. I HAVE BEEN WAITING ALL MY LIFE FOR THIS, M’DAME. I mean seriously, I go to JudiDenchFanClub-ulars.com every other day just to catch up on M’Lady’s ongoings. Ok actually, I don’t. I just completely lied. The website doesn’t even exist.

But that scene did. And to tell you the truth, it was kinda gross. I really wanted to show y’all a picture of it. Because if anything, it’s inspiration to see the film. I searched high and low, wide, afar, up and down. I even googled “Judi Dench Arm Bathtub”, but alas, nothing.

Left to my own devices, I have brought you my own interpretation of the scene. May it grace (read: be seared into) your mind. For Eternity.