I Just Wanna Lindsay My Lindsay

Queen Bee of my Heart

Look, here at IJWLML, we know we have an irrational love for Lindsay Lohan. I know bitch be a crack ho, but she be a freckled crack ho. And that, my children, is what deserves my love.

True, you make a good argument, it’s difficult to love someone who is constantly in (but more so out) of rehab. It’s heart wrenching to care about someone who bookends her days with a morning glass of vodka and an oxy with her nightcap. But in the end, our love is unconditional. We know her endless (see: lovable and adorable) antics have gotten her on the blacklist of the Hollywood ‘elite’, but we don’t care. Because once upon a time, there was an Annie James and a Hallie Paker, a Catty Heron, and a red-haired vixen swinging in a birdcage. Besides, once our little love makes it out of Wonderland, she’ll just be a hop, skip, and an angsty arm throw away from Mr. Oscar.

So whatever, at least we know were irrational. Get prepared for a liloverload of lohlove, a pL.L.ethora of lindsformation. A lindsical ride through a world of Rumors, Confessions, and Angst. Mark your lohandars, because in a week we bet you’ll be as lilooked as we are. If not, I’m posting pics from her GQ photo shoot earlier this year to give you a lilittle push… girl be lindsanely hot:

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PS. We realize not everyone loves Lindsay. So please don’t leave us if you don’t agree. We have plenty of other interests too… like thiiings and thinggss**.


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