She Just Wants Her McMuffin Buttered

Did you really think I was going to go much longer without posting about freckled little cuddle muffin Lindsay Lohan? She may be in Wonderland rehabbing herself, but she’s still number one in my book. And speaking of muffins, thats all she wants these days. Some Mickey D’s with a side of pretty boy Brody Jenner’s homefries. And yes, by homefries I mean penis… naturally.

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US Weekly has reportedly “eye-balled” some sexie texties between LiLo and the why-the-fuck-are-you-famous ex of every why-the-fuck-are-you-famous girl in L.A. In one of the messages Lindsay claimed she just wanted “McDonald’s and sex.” What they failed to report, however, is that “McDonald’s” is code for crack-cocaine, and “sex” actually stands for… sex. After all, bitch be HORRRRNY… HORNY!

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1 Response to “She Just Wants Her McMuffin Buttered”

  1. 1 jblitz February 1, 2007 at 11:38 am

    you already have 1600 hits!?!? impressive! much loves to livvy and kwok

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