Russian Faux-Lesbians Pee Their Pants

Remember that time you were arrested and thrown into an outdoor jail? And then it STARTED RAINING?? and you were like UGHH this is SO LAME, LIKE MY HAIR IS GOING TO GET SO FRIZZY!!!!!! But then you calmed down and it was okay, because you looked down and you were wearing a catholic school girl outfit, and your breasts+nipples were showing through your extremely well-calculated white button-down shirt? Oh, and you totally made out with a girl! No? Are you sure?

Free Image Hosting at www.ImageShack.usOh wait, I forgot. Of course you don’t remember… because you’re NOT the BEST THING TO COME OUT OF RUSSIA EVER. Well, at least besides Zangief, the Russian wrestler from Street Fighter who had like 22″ biceps and still couldn’t kick Ryu’s ass (HADOKEN!!!). Anyways, I’ve actually been talking about t.A.T.u, the “lesbian” duo (read: actually completely hetero and one birthed a real life non-gay-baby) who released such awesome songs such as “All The Things She Said” and “They’re Not Gonna Get Us” in the early 2000s.

You may have been wondering where this seemingly two-hit wonder power group went. Well, you can wonder no longer. The time is now. Lena and Yulia have announced their comeback – hitting the studio with none other than… FERGIE. Or at least, it’s rumored. But the possibilities are endless. I mean, we’re talking about the combined the forces of three women who have collectively taken off all their clothes, made out with numerous women, and peed their pants… ALL ON STAGE. Sigh-o, the future holds such promise.

PS: a little memory jogger for the older cats out there:



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