I Just Wanna IJWLML My IJWLML

Heeeey Ya’ll, long time no post, eh? Livvy and I know we’ve been neglecting you a bit — and we deeply apologize. We have so-called “school” and “classes” and “midterms” and “the future” to worry about. I mean, it’s not like Livvy has a 4.0 to maintain and I have um, uhh… a not 4.0 to maintain or anything. I HATE LIFE.

Anyways, we thought it might be nice to catch everyone up on our fascinating personal lives. Because you care:

1. Livvy and I will be renewing our vows next week in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico.

Others may know this occasion as “Spring Break”. But as a legitimately married couple, we do not plan on participating in any such debauchery and have instead opted to read the Bible to each other each day as the Sun meets the beautiful Mexican waters. Everyone is invited to witness this wondrous occasion. We hope our relationship can spark in each and everyone of your hearts what the World needs more of these days. Love. True Love. Or… um, let’s just be honest — Angst. Because we’re really just stuck with one another in a loveless marriage formed in the fact that we are very very very socially capable individuals and prefer meeting new people to watching Battlestar Galactica.

2. Within the next two weeks, IJUSTWANNALIVEMYLIFE.COM will launch.

We’ve really been meaning to get around to this, but aforementioned school is getting in the way. Expect awesome improvements, more weekly series (What’s Behind Sammy?, Overheard in Providizzle, Loves & Hates, new weekly W.A.N.K!), and the continuation of everything that you already love about me — or, er, the blog.

3. I Just Wanna Drrurnnkk My Drrrrunnkkk.

Yes, that’s right. Party. All the Time. My girl wants to. Wait, what? Huh? Whatever… what I mean to say is that sometime in the next month we will be hosting a party in honor of you — our reader, and the fact that will we have accumulated 5,000 hits. A Firmstrong** date is yet to be set, but we will be getting back to you. All readers are invited to not vomit on our carpet. Thank You and that is all.


Sincerely,
Stephen and Livvy

Halloween 2k6. No Asian babies were roofied in the taking of this photo.

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